grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 30, 2011

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 October 01, 2015

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 01, 2011

grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls November 19, 2005

grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl August 10, 2006

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024