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gramulating

The state one is in when they are awaiting the birth of a grandchild. Waiting to become a grandma. Also nannavating, waiting to become a nanna.
Sandy, did your daughter have her baby yet. Not yet, I am still gramulating.
by Grammy Sammy O April 23, 2010
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Gromulate

Gromulate is a word used to express unpleasantness, used as a synonym of vomit
person 1: the school lunch tasted horrible

person 2: yeah, it made me want to gromulate
by dеvil November 26, 2022
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gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time
Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.
by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023
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gradulate

To congratulate someone when you have little to no knowledge of their accomplishments. Or their names. Or English.
I'd like to gradulate the Florida Gators, Corch Urban Meyers, Percy Harveys, and the athletic school on winning a championship in the BCS Playoffs.
by Tom Quisan March 20, 2009
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graduate student

One who chooses to add to the breadth of their education by embarking upon a program that may award him/her a master's degree, a Ph.D, or no degree at all. While this decision may, under very particular circumstances, lead to a position as a tenured professor in a university, it will most likely lead to a decade or more of delaying the individual's entry to what most people would call the "real" world. Becoming a graduate student allows one to enter the self-perpetuating institution of academia.
Ex. 1
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."

Ex. 2
Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."

Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"

Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
by academicbubble January 7, 2012
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Achtung Granate

A grenade specifically designed to cause anyone in the area to pay attention to it, staring with slack-jawed reverence.
Guy 1: ACHTUNG GRANATE!
Guy 2: *Stares*
Guy 1: *Stares*
by Sturmmann November 5, 2009
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College Graduate Dichotomy

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.
by collegegrad January 8, 2011
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