Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012

Granite Run Mall

shittiest fucking mall ever. that doesn't stop the kids from coming here though.. this mall becomes a 2nd home to teenagers in the area during winter when it's too cold to walk around state street. it's not like there's anything better to do.

Pretty soon every store in the Granite Run Mall will go out of business except Panda Express and Auntie Anne's, because that's where all the kids go.

by mediakid2009 January 6, 2010

granite surfing

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.

Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.

by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011

granite oaks middle school

a middle school with druggies problematic rich white girls and a whole bunch of teacher that are pedos.Don’t forget the kids that are drunk kids on campus.Boring school but petty cat fights happen every now and then

Granite oaks middle school has the most basic white girls on the planet who think there the stuff.

by big penetrator May 17, 2021

Granite Falls

Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!

It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.

You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.

You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.

Oh, he's from Granite Falls.

by cherryPercussionist August 13, 2011

Granite Bay

A town east of Roseville and right next to Folsom Lake. This is a really nice town with nice people too. The people who live here do make A LOT of money but are not snobs who undermine everyone else. People here still say thank you and please apposed to many other places. Granite Bay is home to many of Northern California's local celebrities as well.

If I was rich, I would live in Granite Bay.

by michael2195 November 24, 2011

Granite Bay

A nice little town that's relatively new and pretty misunderstood. A lot of people think that all the rich snobs who get whatever they want live in Granite Bay. That's not true. If you actually get to know the people living there, they are like any other nice people that you know. There are only the certain few that give off the impression that Granite Bay is a snobby uptight place.

I love Granite Bay.
It's so nice and safe.
Not filled with rich snobs, contrary to public opinion.

by thesheepdies June 6, 2007