Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011

Graham Cracker

Someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.

"Shannon is so fun!"

"You only say that because you've just met her. She's a graham cracker."

by iamck December 18, 2012

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 18, 2022

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019

graham cracker

A person who is half-white, half-Mexican.

Mom's from Mississippi, Dad's from Mexico, so I'm a graham cracker.

by bubba22 September 10, 2005

graham cracker

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

by Smart American Male October 18, 2006