by pongrizzle May 29, 2018
A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."
by SuperGaz October 25, 2011
A tall handsome and utterly fuck worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by.
"Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?"
"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"
"Oh my god I think I just came"
"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"
"Oh my god I think I just came"
by MandaLovesIt April 01, 2009
People who are very talented in sports. They often drive people crazy as 99.5% of Grahams have created creepy face drawings that come to life.
by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023
Short, brown haired cutie. Sporty and smart. He’s bold and bright and everyone is scared to talk to him because he’s so perfect.
by Edgy_Gay January 09, 2018
by Vycycycyvycy November 14, 2020