Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

Gorger

A word to describe a non gypsy. Not necessarily accepted by gypsies.

Gypsy 1:Who are they over there?

Gypsy 2: Gorgers

by Alice of wonderland December 25, 2013

Van Gorder

the best looking in any given group or gathering.

Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008

Gorerilla

A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.

My next door neighbor is a Gorerilla.. I wish she would stop staring at me. It scares me.

by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022

serial groper

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).

Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.

by randomoldman November 1, 2003

garper

An LGBT individual who enjoys Live Action Role Playing. A Gay LARPer.

His robes look fabulous. He must be a Garper.

by Vaylen December 11, 2013

gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014