Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

fridge googler

A person who searches the office refrigerator for food to eat that does not belong to him/her.

Don't leave your pizza in the fridge, or else Steve AKA the fridge googler will find it and eat it.

by Bolivion December 31, 2011

gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose

The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!

by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

Deep Googler

A person who "googles" not only you, but your friends, proceeds to research you through other online facets (facebook, finds your Twitter account, even manages to dig up your outdated MySpace account), and friends your friends in an over-zealous effort to awkwardly fit in.

Man, she's a Deep Googler, and as a by-product, she's my best-friend's friend now... Totally not weird at all...

by dpeeps85 October 22, 2010

gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.

Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009