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Canadian Goose Chase

Thsi is a very extreamly violent sexual action. It is when a man goes out and hunts down and kills 5+ geese. Then he brings home his kill and stuffs each whole gosse up his partners anus. and then slowly roasts them and eats them for snack.
by FIJIFIGHTINGLUMBERJACK June 25, 2009
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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Wild Goose Chase

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.
by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024
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Goosechasing

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.
Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.
by Daryl. W October 1, 2008
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The Kankakee Goosechase

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"
by LenaChick December 5, 2012
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