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Good Guy Greg 

An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.
Good Guy Greg: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.
Good Guy Greg by DrDragun June 14, 2011

Good_Guy_Wahoo 

Popular streamer crazylitteldude's partner in crime. Streams occasionally and has an elite moderator squad.
Oh look Good_Guy_Wahoo is malding again...
Good_Guy_Wahoo by techsupportbtw October 6, 2021

Good Guy Cancer 

Is When A Male always being pushed around and getting advantaged of by females that are “Just a friend.” To them. It is a illness that will be contagious for weeks, Months, Maybe years. Good guy cancer is also a guy who is just Good, Kind, caring and understanding. Good Guy Cancer Can be only get rid of if you can A. Explode your anger out of the person that fucks you over. B. Change your ways And C. Pass it on to the next person.
Peter: Dude, Shes so fucking beautiful man.. I’ll give her my whole world and everything. I love her..
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.
Good Guy Cancer by Yaboyc February 25, 2018

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking 

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
Good Guy-Bad Guy parking by Kevin October 11, 2003

Good guy bad guy fallacy 

A mistake in logic that people make where they lump all people into two cadagories good guys and bad guys. This mistake is made by police,military and other people who have not learned to think.
In fact there is no one who is all good or all bad.
He's making the good guy bad guy fallacy.

[good guy], [bad girl] 

A type of couple that tends to be either a lovely power couple or a couple with a toxic, dysfunctional relationship. One of the things that prove that usually opposites attract
Good guy: Do you know that cliché about the opposites and shit?
Guy2: Yeah bro why u ask?
Good guy: dude I think I'm falling for Tanisha
Guy2: well, good guy, bad girl, they're either a perfect or an horrible pair.