whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Goofballs

The act of inserting the entirety of one's testicles into the anus of another human being or animal.

Brandon: Hey Chad! Let's give her the goofballs!

Chad: Yeah let's do that? What about the dog!?

Brandon: Yeah! He's next.

Chad: We're such classic goofballers.

by theshizz55 November 14, 2013

All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

silly little goofballs

How the Dolan twins act.

"Omg, did you see the Dolan Twins' new video?"
"No, why?"
"Because they were being silly little goofballs!"

by grethanisgoals April 29, 2019

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

goomballs

Term used to define a goomba's testicles in a Super Mario game. Can also be used to describe opponents in a Nintendo game that features Mario, or to describe related characters, even including females, such as Peach, Daisy, etc.

1: "Time to kick some goomballs in New Super Mario Bros!"
2: "Finally, I kicked Bowser's goomballs once and for all!"
3: "Look out NOA Dave, I'm about to bust your goomballs in Mario Kart DS!"

by Dr. BaconStein August 3, 2006

goo goo balls

to cum in your hand and massage your balls or to cum in a girls mouth and have her suck your balls or a girl tries to sing the goo goo dolls after you cum in her mouth and put your balls in.you pick,how about running a poll

put my goo goo balls in your mouth

by goo goo balls January 11, 2009