gronions

green onions, chives, or scallions

Yo, can i get some gronions on my baked potato!?

by MikeJ0nez March 19, 2008

Gonin

A slang abbreviation of 'going on'.

Friend 1: "Ayo what's gonin?"
Friend 2: "Nothing much, hanging in there!"

by North_West October 17, 2020

Gronion

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Goiongomm

Just the perfect thing to say while drunk via text message.

Tonight sure was fun! I drank so much! Goiongomm!

by ADHDannyboy August 14, 2010

gongong

A person lacking intelligence, creativity and personality. Usually a person named after a plant or animal.

He is such a gongong! How could I have ever loved him?

by snowflakesfalling February 12, 2017

gondonculous

So absolutely fucking massive that nothing else can compare, larger than can be measured.

Guy 1: "Dude, that crowd is so fucking massive"
Guy 2: "I know, dude, it's gondonculous!"

by Darl Deeson February 4, 2022

gonson

Related to gunt and guinis, when a man's gut hangs over and covers his johnson.

He tried to whip it out, but his gonson kept him out of jail.

by AndyfromFL April 28, 2010