Gonger

A very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.

Uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.

by Psmithy January 13, 2011

Gonger

nose slime/bogie/snot

look at that boy with the great big green gonger dangling from his hooter.

by battybird December 31, 2011

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Gonger

Ginger/blonde haired person

"Ashley May and Shelagh Wilson are sooo gongers"

by princess_a_m June 29, 2008

Gongers

Thick but short fingers typically on a woman can also be on a man.

Wrap you gongers round that beer.....

Hey have you seen the gongers on my girlfriend Sally quipped and grinned.

by Rojacks September 6, 2019

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022

gong gonger

A danish term for an ungly chineese person

Did you see that gong gonger, she hella fat

by Dr. Luigi Beethoven October 28, 2019