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Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain
Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

Golden Ticket 

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....
Golden Ticket by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

Golden Ticket 

Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.
1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.

2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.
Golden Ticket by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

The Golden Ticket 

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

A Golden Ticket 

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.
A Golden Ticket by mr jew da man November 3, 2010