Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.
Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!
by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 30, 2020
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Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.
Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.
by LaughingAloud December 28, 2022
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Gohmert

A person who is too dumb to understand how dumb he or she is.
That Gohmert is a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
by Dogger1955 June 10, 2022
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Gohmert

The last drop off puss discharge that occurs when the penis is infected with multiple bacteria and internal warts.
“I shouldn’t have paid Sir Ladybug for sex because I just dropped my Gohmert on the carpet and can’t get it out.
by Freedom Caucus Hater June 03, 2022
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