Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler by crazy9 September 14, 2009

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

cock gobbling slut waffle 

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

cock gobbling slut waffle by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

knob gobblin' cock monger 

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

knob gobblin' cock monger by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

cock gobblin 

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

cock gobblin by John J. October 27, 2004

cock gobblin 

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

cock gobblin by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

Cock Gnobbling

The act of twisting and pulling on a cock for maximum pleasure. Often played in competitive manners. The champion of a Cock Gnobble competition is often known as the Cock Gnobbler King.

Karan's mom loves cock gnobbling. I hear she went all-state and won the shiniest piece of tin foil.

Cock Gnobbling by Mr Tumnus 12345 September 23, 2010