Rolling Goat fuck 

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.

This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.

Rolling Goat fuck by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck) 

The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.

The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart

I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck) by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008

Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it

I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!

Mongolian goat fuck by MrLebowski March 21, 2026

fuck the goat 

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

fuck the goat by Shalmanese July 21, 2008

HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

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HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

you fuck one goat 

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

you fuck one goat by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

i'd fuck a goat 

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

i'd fuck a goat by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009