gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

gluteus whitius

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.

Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"

by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

Gluteus Wagneus

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

by Quackery September 30, 2017

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023