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gluteus-minimus

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"
by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010
mugGet the gluteus-minimusmug.

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."
by MetaPoo November 28, 2009
mugGet the Gluteus Maximus Frontalismug.

gluteus whitius

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.
Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009
mugGet the gluteus whitiusmug.

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop
I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.
by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019
mugGet the Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretionmug.

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
by Garnani March 24, 2024
mugGet the kiss my Gluteus Maximusmug.

Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.
Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.
by L.R.G March 30, 2024
mugGet the Gluteus Crackimusmug.

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