An area of Virginia with a nice rural feel. Under the nice facad of the town there are A lot of bad areas, mainly in the trailer parks near the Coleman Bridge A.K.A. "The Point", and the northern part of the county around Indian Road, Woods Cross, and Dutton Road. Not a lot of Murders occur there, but there are a lot of fights, and barely any jobs so drugs flood this county as well as drug addicts.
Gloucester Resident 1: "Got any herb?"
G.R. 2: "I got herb,ex,shrooms,coke,crack,acid,meth basically whatever."
G.R. 2: "I got herb,ex,shrooms,coke,crack,acid,meth basically whatever."
by KB91 July 15, 2011
by subhuman November 07, 2003
A place that is so fucking shit to live many teens revert to suicidal gestures to get this point across. Mainly inhabited by old fogeys and ginger chavs very rare to see any fit women...unless you have goggle eyes
by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 04, 2006
a. noun
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.
Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.
b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.
C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.
Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.
b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.
C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
Wigger 1: Yo, you don't fuck wit me! I live in that busted up trailer park called Sea Breeze.
Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.
Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?
Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.
Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.
Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?
Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.
Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
by Kevin Baines March 06, 2006
A place on the north shore of Massachusetts where 15 year old girls go to get pregnant in large groups, with a binding contract, or "pact".
Also, it shares an island with the beautiful seaport town of Rockport.
Also, it shares an island with the beautiful seaport town of Rockport.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend and I are going to Gloucester for the weekend!
Guy 2: O shit dawg! Don't let her talk to other girls!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She'll make a pact with them to get preggers!
Guy 1: OH SHIT!
Guy 2: O shit dawg! Don't let her talk to other girls!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She'll make a pact with them to get preggers!
Guy 1: OH SHIT!
by SAYInWhaT May 16, 2011
The official town of whores. Just ask the 17 girls... sorry, whores, who got pregnant in 2008. Not only did they get pregnant, but they made a pack to get pregnant so they could raise their kids together. Aww, how sweet... except... they're in high school and middle school.... awwww....
Gloucester Girl: Hey! I have a great idea! Let's all get pregnant and raise kids! Won't that be fun?
by xoxorokkixa**xo July 14, 2008
Shittiest school in the UK. North Korea but it’s a school. Literally a prison camp. U get a detention if ur shirt ain’t tucked in properly.
by TheTaxMan420 July 11, 2022