“Glooby” is the adjective form of the noun “gloob”, which can be a liquid similar to cheap glue.
Glooby is a bastardised portmanteau of 'goopy' and 'gloomy', while also an antonym to 'groovy'. This means that Glooby is a state of being that many would consider “not cool” such as, bouts of seasonal depression, anxiety, dropping of a public facade, like a TV host who is happy on camera, but is always in a shitty mood in almost every other situation.
He’s groovy, and NEVER Glooby, Say it with him folks!
A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole