Dough Globes

A huge pair of natural tits.

Goddamn! Did you see the size of those dough globes?!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

Something-a-globular

The same feeling as "Somewhat-a-globular", except at the same time you wish to rebel against grammar

Oh no! Those people near by used the rebellious Something-a-globular!? What do we do!? Quick. Let us evacuate the country.

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

snow globes

American slang for "testicles".

I found out the hard way that a paintball shot square into the snow globes hurts like hell.

by George Costinas December 9, 2009

bro globes

Balls.

Jimmy got smacked in the bro globes.

by Flying aardvark February 26, 2014

Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017