glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.
god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
by bigposerhead February 7, 2005
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For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
by skinnybrah November 30, 2013
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ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.
glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
by elliot<33 May 9, 2006
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Get the Glob mug.First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.
That slime looks like a Glob
by Aamori April 3, 2019
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glob: I'm the Globglogabgalab.And I love books.And this basement isa true treasure trove.I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glabOooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid!Simply delicious_!Ooooohm, ha ha ha ha!I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glab
by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020
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