Glizzards

Glizzards is another word for fat rolls on your body.
My husband just came out with it one day, & we found it so funny we now use it all the time.
Our plan is to make it a word used all over the world!!!

Look at that girl over there in that tight top. You can see all her glizzards!!

by Pookiedoodle September 7, 2008

Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.

Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Glizzard of OZ

The Glizzard of Oz is anyone who hides behind a curtain or leaves the room to eat cocktail weiners, extra points if they reply "What? or Nothing!" in a disembodied voice when asked what they are doing.

Glenda is pulling a Glizzard of OZ in the kitchen... Watch this, "Hey Glenda"... "What?" (with a mouthful of something.)

by GillilyPad July 13, 2022

Glizzard Wizard

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.

Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.

by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020

Glizzard

A slang term used against white supremacists, racists, etc.

Ugh look, it’s another glizzard on 78th street

by rawchicken October 9, 2020

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

glizzard

A glizzy covered in so much ketchup it can be placed in a bun and inverted without falling out.

A recent study from Northwestern University indicates strong connection between regular glizzard consumption and being a BAMF.

by gav_holibae November 19, 2020