Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

by GlungBung January 27, 2020

glazing

Another term used when you are on another mans meat

Tyler:bro lebrons my glorious king rn he'e the best

Elijah: You're glazing

by jaqueeez February 27, 2023

glazing a knuckle

From what I understand, after you jack your dick, the come runs down the side of your dick and onto your hand. The result looks like the substance used to glaze donuts or cinnamin rolls. I never said it was pretty.

Me: "Ray-Ray, where the fuck is Lil' Earl?"
Ray-Ray: "That fool is in the bathroom, galzing a knucle."

by Doggy Fizzle June 6, 2003

Glasing

A profound state of meat riding achieved by an immense desire for validation from an individual or group. it derives from a Krispy Kreme original glased doughnut which has the appearance of being coated in semen, this relates to the individual seeking validation as they would gladly be coated in the group/individuals semen if it resulted in acceptance. glasing is the process of seeking affirmation whereas Glased is a state in which the subject is under the whim of the Glasee .

"Mark is really hoping for this promotion hes been glasing Johnson all week"

"Richard doesn't go out drinking anymore hes been glased by his wife Mrs.Bucket"

by Man glaser August 16, 2023

Double Glazing

When two guys cannon their load over a ladies innocent young face...

Kirsty congratulated herself on getting the Double Glazing men round as she mopped her sodden brow, and continued with the washing up.

by GavL November 7, 2006