noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
by shoVel December 28, 2005

noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick
Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"
Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."
Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."
by Oil Field Trash November 7, 2008

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.
by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

by Babie Thug July 28, 2008

by danijms March 25, 2019

Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
by Hungjager July 4, 2016
