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Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
by LNG November 9, 2011
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cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock
No fuck that she's a cock grater
by jason stiver January 24, 2005
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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
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Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
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Gater Day

March 15:
A day where Gaters everywhere praise Gater the CANT-play-hide-and-seek-dog
Like hell it’s My birthday PRAISE ME MORTALS OR ELSE I SHALL DOOM SARAH
Jeff: hey today’s Gater Day!
Sarah: what’s that?
Jeff: it’s a day where you celebrate Gater.
Sarah: and who’s that and why the hell should we celebrate it?
Jeff: just search it up on urban dictionary..
by Gater himself- May 23, 2021
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Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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Dick Graters

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
by nomanbags August 19, 2010
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