girl-dick

a fetishistic term used by mentally ill men to describe their genitals.
there is no such thing as a girl-dick, as girls do not have dicks.
by irlylovelasagna July 10, 2022
mugGet the girl-dickmug.

Girl dick

A small short dick often a chode: a dick thicker that it’s length
Bill: I bet joe has a big cock
Michael: nah he’s got a girl dick
by Bumwhole March 19, 2019
mugGet the Girl dickmug.

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
mugGet the Girl ain't got no dickmug.

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 21, 2008
mugGet the Girl ain't got no dickmug.

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore, he knew was done, so all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
mugGet the Girl ain't got no dickmug.

Suckin' a Girl's Dick

When a guy and a girl break up (usually the girl breaking up with the guy) and the guy does everything to get her back.
Guy 1: Dude I heard Jill and Tim broke up.

Guy 2: Yeah, and Tim has been suckin' her dick for a month now. He still doesn't get she doesn't like her.

Guy 1: Poor Tim...

Guy 1: Dude, he needs to stop suckin' a girl's dick and move on."
by Tom95 February 19, 2011
mugGet the Suckin' a Girl's Dickmug.
To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
by jordensjunger June 11, 2016
mugGet the slap your girl dick in the butter dishmug.

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