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short girl syndrome 

A short girl (5'8" or under) who will only date tall men (generally 6' or over) as she is insecure about her own lack of height, and wants to compensate.

Note "short girl" means short in terms of male height - the short girl is very insecure, so measures her height against both men and women, not just women.

She is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.
"Yeah, any guy I date simply has to be over 6 foot tall"

"Although I'm only 5'6", I just wouldn't feel comfortable dating a guy who is shorter than 6'2""

"She's only dating him to compensate for her height. Short girl syndrome!"

"She's got serious short girl syndrome - he's nearly a foot taller than her!"
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National fuck a short girl day 

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

Short girl 

A short girl is a girl who is below average. These people are also known as Brooklynn a girl who is in the 6th grade, but 4’3
Friend 1 : Oh look at the short girl
Friend 2: hey Brooklynn your so short

Brooklynn: 🙄
Short girl by I’m small November 12, 2019

short Mexican girl 

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet
Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl) 

Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on it's way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Bang, feel a little love
Carino dime
Never mind, someday Terry
Feel the pain
Hit, feel, rap, sweat
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Feel the rhyme
Take the time
Go fighting to the top
Go number one
Stick a honey bun
Your mind begins to flop
How take in steam
Recall your dream
Hey Camisas
Your favorite shirt is on the bed
Do a somersault on your head

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)

Girlshorts 

Like boyshorts but in the brief shape more commonly associated with women's underwear.
These girlshorts help me feel as sexy as if I wear wearing lingerie but give the added comfort of boyshorts.
Girlshorts by ApricotFields May 25, 2019