Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

gilinsky

The act of fingering a girl whilst eating a formal dinner with friends or family or important people.

"Stop that Jack, don't gilinsky me right now." She quietly moaned.
"But you're enjoying it." He replied.
"But we're eating dinner with my parents." She replied.
"OK but we'll continue this later." He smirked.

by Astyles27 October 21, 2014

Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

by 0neWay March 8, 2016

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Gijinka

Mostly done in fan-art, it is the name for the humanization of any animal-like character. Most popularly done with Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and Pokemon.

"Did you see the human Shadow she drew the other day?"

"Oh, the gijinka picture? Yeah, it was totally cool!"

by Brittyn March 31, 2009

Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC March 6, 2014

Gilinsky

Fuckboy with a sharp ass jawline

Why would gilinsky do that

by smileyslikymalo March 28, 2015