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Gino Camilletti

Gino is the most perfect guy in the world. He is bald and fat. He is an alcoholic who drinks bud lite. His favorite pass time is shooting deer. He has a wife who smokes. Gino is the thiccest boi around. He has three sons who are ok. Expect Matthew, he is a god. That boi is cheating on his wife with Christine Fazio. Gino is strong and tough. He can whoop your ass in 20 seconds. Gino is the definition of perfect. A sexy man with a beer gut. He can chug a whole beer in 1 second. He has a 10-inch dick. Overall Gino Camilletti is the most perfect person around. He is a god
I wish my husband was more like Gino Camilletti.
by Mattcamfan42069 May 12, 2019
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Wesley Gibson

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
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ginorm

gigantic + enormous = ginorm(ous)
eww...omg did you see that ginorm ass?
by jen & kristen June 18, 2008
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rockin the mel gibson

(Verb) when one is wearing a "low" ponytail, positioned near the nape of the neck, such as actor Mel Gibson wore in the movie, "The Patriot".
"Dude, Chelsea is totally rockin the Mel Gibson today. She must have overslept or something."
by Iheartthechulsmeister October 28, 2013
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Mel Gibson Defense

Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.
Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!
by Superfli21 November 13, 2006
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Hack the Gibson

Hack the Gibson, is a phrase which originated from the movie Hackers, and is generaly used either with some degree of compliment to another person, or as a sarcastic term directed at those who request the steriotypical 'How to Hack' posts, usually an unskilled, unwilling to learn 'script kiddie'.
Positive: Man, that server was so locked down that it was like trying to Hack the Gibson.

Negative:
Script Kiddie: I wan7 70 b3 a 1337 h4x0r!11!! S0M3ONE T34CH ME TO HAX0R PLS!!111!!!

Real Hacker: Start by trying to Hack the Gibson.
by positron August 31, 2006
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Dirty Gibson

A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.
He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.

Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.
by drinkdrankstank August 3, 2009
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