The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
by Big lozza March 03, 2022
The aftereffects of a sex act involving at least one female participant on her period. The act begins with the woman's partner lowering their head until the top of their head is in close proximity to the vulva (the women is generally standing). The woman proceeds to hump/ride their partners head to climax, in the process of which their bloody secretions end up in their partner's hair. This turns their partner's hair red, making them a de facto ginger.
by rbdpawprnt January 03, 2010
by :)GiNgEr107 February 01, 2019
A fantastic breed of humans. Gingers typically have lovely luscious red locks. They are often made fun of by non-gingers, but everyone knows that it's because they're just jealous of our gingerosity.
by Imaginger June 26, 2011
An apocalyptic event in which gingers without souls will take over the world and mutate the human genome, effectively turning all the people in the word into gingers.
Scientist: "You all have three days to prepare."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."
by RhapsodyBlueVA November 03, 2018
by Lucy_Ginger July 02, 2009
Individuals that have red hair, very pale skin, and noticeable freckle and secretly run the world. The only gingers who do not have souls are the ones who are secretly Tom Riddle. They are like any other person; some are the type of people you want to settle down with and some may be type you despise. Either way, most gingers are pretty cool people.
If you have a ginger in your life, be grateful. Some people don't understand how flipping awesome gingers are.
by nerdyninjaunicorn December 17, 2013