Gifford

A person who possesses a great amount of courage.

# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President

That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!

I did an act of Gifford today.

by HappyFeet3573 March 22, 2009

Kylie Gifford

A magnificent specimen that drives the male human species crazy and shall make them erect at the sight of her

HOLY SH*T ITS KYLIE GIFFORD IM SO HARD

by Lamar Odom December 10, 2018

Rosamond Gifford Zoo

The best zoo in central New York known for their elephants, tigers, and spoonbill

The rosamond gifford zoo is great

by ESBirdnerd April 24, 2023

Giffordian

Hairy boulder figured gents particularly fond of humming (with the occassional lyric or two thrown in) 80's hairband songs.

Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.

by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008

gifford

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.

The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.

by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021

Gifford

One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.

"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"

by CornSnake December 31, 2011

Giffordsing

The term used for when you headshot someone and they survive.

I was playing Call of Duty and I blasted a bullet in generalgamername1's head and he survived, he was fucking Giffordsing.

by Alaska Richard Keith January 13, 2011