ghosting

This occurs when a person goes "offline" on Facebook but continues to creep and look at pictures.

H: I saw you updated your status.

K: How? You weren't online.

H: I was ghosting..

K: Creeper!

by CrossCountryFool15 August 11, 2010

ghosting

(verb) The act of stubbornly going and remaining afk for hours on end, almost always while in the middle of an IM chat. A ghoster will not indicate that they are going afk, or will be afk ten times longer than suggested. Almost always occurs when the other IM chatters desperately require the attention or assistance of the ghoster.

<4w350m3k1d1337> haha yea tht sounds epic

<bAsEmEnTfIeNd> it totaly was, u hav no idea

<4w350m3k1d1337> shit on it, we hav a hmwrk asinemnt for thurs, dont we? dude i totaly frogot, wut was it agen?

<4w350m3k1d1337> dude, uthar? u ghosting bro?

<4w350m3k1d1337> ffs DUDE WAEK UP!!!11!!

~ bAsEmEnTfIeNd ~ has been inactive for 10 minutes and may not reply

<4w350m3k1d1337> GODAMIT SHELLDON

by JLeog September 11, 2011

ghosting

To ghost: Cutting all ties with a girl.

"I'm totally ghosting Ania as of right now"

by Curnis Furnis November 23, 2007

ghosting

A sexual escapade involving a couple and another guy. The couple is doing it doggy style against a window on the ground floor of a building. The boyfriend has to be thrusting at a certain rhythm. Then, after a few minutes, he tells the girl to hold on a second and switches with the other guy, who pumps at the same rhythm. The girl has no idea someone else is fucking her. Then her boyfriend puts on his clothes and quickly runs outside, to the window where he waves at his girlfriend. The bitch is scared shitless.

Thaddeus: I'm feelin' kinky tonight, let's do it against this window where everyone can see.
Shaniqua: Alright baby
Thaddeus&Mark: Heheh we gonna ghost this bitch

...5 minutes later...
Shaniqua: Ooooh baby, the rhythmic pattern to which you are currently penetrating me is delectable! Please continue!
Thaddeus: Oh yeah...hold on a minute girl... *switches with Mark*
Shaniqua: Yessss...30bps, just how I like it

Thaddeus: *waving* Hey baby
Shaniqua: Hey boy--OH MY FUCKING GOD *collapses*
Mark: Oh SHIT, she just had a heart attack
Thaddeus: Oh SHIT ghosting is some dangerous shit
Mark: Oh snap, I think yo' bitch is dead!
Thaddeus: Oh fuck...
Mark:...
Thaddeus:...
Mark: 30 bps good for you too?
Thaddeus: Lez get it on...

by Thaddeus Selvaratnam February 23, 2008

ghosting

Sensual use of a pottery wheel with one's lover, be they alive or dead.

"I had this amazing dream last night that I was ghosting with Patrick Swayze."

by deadswayze July 26, 2017

ghosting

The act of quickly leaving a bar, party, or function during a blackout without telling any of your friends.

"What was up with the ghosting last night?" I have no idea. After that last shot of tequila I don't know what happened. I think I left my credit card at the bar.

by The Widge May 27, 2008

ghosting

Disappearing from a party, late night, without telling anyone where the hell you're going.

Sami went ghosting, yet AGAIN???!!!!

Sami, where are you? I think she ghosted!!!

Sami went ghosting, it's 4 a.m. and this random guy is sleeping in my bed!!!!

by RedSoxChic August 01, 2006