Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014
When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
by jOMEL March 27, 2007
Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
by pentozali February 6, 2006
A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011
by DivineFarter May 6, 2011
When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018