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get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
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Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life
Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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by I hate frank November 11, 2021
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Get my ones

It is usually used when you are gonna fight someone, 1v1. Just you two
"Keisha, keep talking shit and i'm finna get my ones with you!"
"These hoes on the train got their ones with each other over an off brand handbag"
by hailyc April 26, 2017
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slide down to my spot and get some ones

im gonna slide down to my spot and get some ones. be back at 8:00
by Drew P. Balls March 15, 2009
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