Gerty

A sweaty dick.

-It's so hot I'm sweating balls
- Yea, I've got a gerty just sitting here

- Gross

by 27DMac July 29, 2018

Gerty

an eroded bean

Wow that Gerty guy is such an eroded bean

by Huskey05 July 3, 2021

A Gerty

A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.

I got so tanked last night I pulled, a Gerty all morning.

by Ryanyoho December 14, 2011

Dirty Gerty

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Dustin gerty

A type of guy to repeatedly stab you and fellow friends in the back even tho we on his side.
Life revolves around anyone named Billy Billy associate.

Don't close your eyes or even blink because in that instant he will be betraying you at any cost .

Will set you up to get jumped by 3 middle eastern guys and 1 female driver. Just so he don't have to share a Playstation 5....

O fuck here we go its dustin gerty

by The start June 24, 2022

Gertz

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

Gerta

The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.

Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.

by rules1234 June 1, 2018