West Coast skater slang (after the terrible, terrible skate company) for someone who spends hundreds dollars on skate shoes, clothes and other merch, only to show up at the local skate spot or park with a cheap ass $20 deck and next to zero knowledge of skateboarding. Actually lower than a poser. Skaters who do this are refererd to as Germs.
Skater 1: So yeah, I'm gonna do a Noille Tre filp 360, then a 180 hardfilp and finish my line with a back lip to hand rail.
Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!
Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!
Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.
Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!
Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!
Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.
by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

"man, i can't believe you slept with that slut. hope you used a rubber if not good chance is that you got the germ."
by whiteboy March 6, 2003

I have got a germ.
by silverhedgehog October 20, 2009

by Ereck Flowers April 9, 2017

by Nick3333 May 31, 2007

by PrAe April 4, 2003

(when somone disses you at your house) "Whoah now, these are MY germs."
"dude you have no germs here, just leave"
"dude you have no germs here, just leave"
by house of germs August 11, 2005
