Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...

You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Geometric Toby

A Geometric Toby is when one poops on top of another poop, and diarrheas on top of it and sits on the whole thing, exactly the same as a Poison Toby, except it comes out of fishnets and is usually on the floor.

James: Yoo this poison toby has hella patterns and shapes in it.
Lucas: That my friend is a Geometric Toby

by DUNC3 March 2, 2025

bong geometry

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn

Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019

Geometry Dash

A very good game created by Ye Boy Robbie Top

I'm gonna play some Geometry Dash today.

by Selfish Shellfish April 9, 2017

Geometry

Doing the devil's work

Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"

Son " I'm doing Geometry! "

Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Geometry

Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.

Carlos: "Geometry sucks balls.Its so hard and the so called "teacher" can't teach for shit"

Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"

by latino14 November 6, 2011