Geoffed

When you go out and Geoff with a G gets everyone so drunk they end up puking and hating their life

I went to a wedding reception last night and we all got Geoffed. I now have to sleep on the couch because I can’t act right

by Bthedude May 9, 2021

Geoffed It

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.

Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It

by ollyowl April 25, 2011

Geoffed yourself

When you bust a nut inside your pants, you have Geoffed yourself. It can be used in different terms too, i.e, Geoff is a verb.

Person 1: *Looking at Bunny outfits with a lot of pleasure*
Person 2: Ew dude! Have you just Geoffed yourself?!

by DaveParodyAcco March 4, 2021

Get/Got Geoffed

When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.

Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by GeoffStans December 2, 2020

You Dun Geoffed

When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.

I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"

by Some kinda Lokan June 16, 2011

Get Geoffed

geoffed

Get Geoffed. Geoffed by geoff the geoffer.

by Get Geoffed December 2, 2020

Geoffecation

The act of inadvertently voiding one's bowels in a hilariously inappropriate place, such as friend's wardrobe.

In retrospect, declaring a history of Geoffecation on his CV was probably doing little to improve Simon's employment prospects.

Heindrich got really drunk on Belgian beer, and woke up the next day to find he had Geoffecated in his flatmate's antique trombone.

Although some people believe it to be an urban myth, Simon did indeed Geoffecate his pants in the frozen goods aisle of a local supermarket.

by Lancaster's Second Finest July 30, 2017