A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.
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You will not survive
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One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.
Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.
Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.
In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.
Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.
In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.
Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.
In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.
Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.
In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.
Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
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Gayzilla is also known by other nicknames such as Boomer, or other misleading macho labels. Scary beyond proctology.
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