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gaytheist 

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?
gaytheist by Memorandis May 3, 2011

gaytheist 

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.
Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah
gaytheist by lotfxfga July 14, 2009

Gaytheist 

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.
Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.
Gaytheist by nutella137 January 25, 2021

gaytheist 

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.
Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.
gaytheist by Chris Callous October 6, 2011

Homosecular Gaytheist 

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).
I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!

Gaytistic 

where someone may be gay and autistic at the same time
I’m gaytistic
Gaytistic by lucy_ September 27, 2019