Illie: Yo so basically i sent a bucket of creamy water to Turkey and Amazon delivered 4 vibrators to a South American chicken which gave birth to the entire earth which is why myths exist-
Draggy The Dragon: your nan is gay! shut up! no one cares!
When 'Ur mom Gay" isn't enough.
This will ruin all memories of spending time with Babushka will be ruined, like all those times when she made that Russian potato salad.
ONLY USE IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS AND IF THE PERSON HAS DEEP FEELINGS FOR BABUSHKA