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astronomy

Astronomy is the scientific study of celestial objects such as stars, planets, comets, and galaxies.
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Astronomy

A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.
"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

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Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006
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gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.
During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.
by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007
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Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.
The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo October 20, 2007
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Molecular gaystronomy

Is a scientific discipline that studies the physical and chemical processes that occur during homosexual oral sex. Molecular gaystronomy seeks to investigate and explain the chemical reactions behind various types of anal and penis munching, as well as the social, artistic and technical components of gay oral sex phenomena in general.
Steve: Oh boy! you really sucked the life out of me this time
Franck: I know, its thanks to those molecular gaystronomy courses I have been attending at NYU
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Pastronomy

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches
I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.
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