gaystache

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.

Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.

by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020

gustache

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)

She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.

by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache

Mustache on a girl

I need to pluck otherwise I'm gonna grow a gustache.
A gustache is horrid.

by LobYZ August 24, 2014

gastrophere

Another word for gastrofield

Dude the gastrophere is gonna kill us all!

by ParadiseRacer24 January 14, 2017

Gastraphobic

When someone is afraid to pass gas (fart)

My belly is very sore today, im feeling gastraphobic

by GhostsMagic August 11, 2019

gastricfern

A goat who is a traitor

GastricFern993 was a goat but is now a traitor

by Hi Howard I March 10, 2021

galtrapheus

A fucking dumbass who takes 10 years to fucking get on

He's pulling a galtrapheus

by almightyHak February 2, 2024