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Gary Foote

God himself who descend onto our imperfect world to smite us in his physics class.
by Dasani Water Bottle November 13, 2019
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Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.
With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.
by gokingsgo January 14, 2013
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Gary Oldman

1) An actor whose talent, popularity and value is undermined by the society. See also underrated
2) A satire to award centers like The Academy Awards (Oscars) or Golden Globes, along with actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Glenn Close...
Sad fact: Gary Oldman has only one oscar nominations and no golden globe nominations at all.

Rational guy: "Why would Gary Oldman want an oscar? I tdon't think he has time for this Mickey Mouse Bull Shit."
by kdrng June 7, 2016
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groggy gary

The best FPS gamer of all time, groggy gary.
"Did you see that guy named groggy gary? I heard he was the best FPS gamer of all time!
by groggygary June 16, 2022
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gary roberts

At the tender age of 42 he is the roughest player in the NHL history will drop the gloves with anyone usually with kids young enough to be his son and still kick their ass...his eyes can also pierce your soul.
Gary Roberts is so badass he lost his virginity before his dad did.
by the kuz April 15, 2008
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Gary Motherfuckin Oak

there are eight badges to attain in the kanto region, Gary Motherfuckin Oak got ten of them!
by Gary Motherfuckin Oak November 9, 2010
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gary oak

Gary oak is a pokemon based forced meme originally from 4chan's /v/ board, but quickly spread from there.

Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.

he is also a character in the pokemon series.
original post:
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.

Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.

Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.

When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.

All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?

Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
by the dan February 17, 2008
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