Gardner

The best listener, sweetest human being. And all around The best person to have in your life!!

How's was your day with Gardner?
Oh it was so amazing! I miss him already

by Athingything October 9, 2021

Gardner

Literally the Greatest Human alive. Get's infinite pussy, is a 10/10 guy, has a massive cock, and is very rich.

One guy- Damn that guy has women all over him
Cool guy- Damn his name must be Gardner

by poopy121 January 25, 2023

Gardner Edgerton Highschool

This is a school in the middle of no where. This place is filled with extremely ugly hoes who can't seem to keep their legs closed. This school is also known for extremely poor education and letting the children do drugs.

Person who doenst goto GEHS- Hey bro what school do you go to?
Person who goes to GEHS- Gardner Edgerton Highschool :(
Person who doesn't goto GEHS- Ew that's nasty. Are the girls even cute there?
Person who goes to GEHS- only one but she's hard to get. The rest are only good for sex and that's it.

by Chickensweat June 27, 2017

Gardner, Kansas

Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.

Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...

by andytheman66 March 25, 2011

gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

Gardner-Webb University

The small school that defeated the University of Kentucky in basketball, 84-68, on November 7, 2007 at Rupp Arena.
The greatest upset for a North Carolina school, forget Appalachian beating Michigan. The Runnin' Bulldogs brought it home.

Gardner-Webb University, the little school that could.

by aSc8s March 30, 2010

gardner snake

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

by i got owned by a gardner snake January 13, 2011