Gardening 

Smoking weed/getting high

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand

Gardening by MysteriousTrashJuice July 30, 2024

Gardening 

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes

"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."

Gardening by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024

Gardening 

Phrase popularized by TikTok, referring to smoking weed and other shenanigans dealing with marijuana.

“Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of gardening,” she said as she lit the joint

“Let’s get some flower, and then go gardening”

Gardening by crazykid98 December 19, 2024

“gardening” 

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.

I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.

“gardening” by anonymous May 13, 2024

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Gardening at night 

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

Gardening at night by Laertes513 February 17, 2015