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parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019
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The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009
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Bel Air Parking Garage

A hang out for a lot of kids in Bel Air...well because there really isn't anything else to do in Bel Air. A place where if you get caught parked up top and you are just sitting there, you get in trouble by the town clowns for "trespassing." I love how you can get charged with trespassing in a PUBLIC place.
I went to the Bel Air parking garage today and a town clown yelled at me for trespassing.
by We're bad kids :-) October 28, 2007
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penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
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Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.
"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."
by UNRStudent March 16, 2020
mugGet the Parking Garagemug.

Parking Garage

A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).

Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage

Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
by slave@urmom.house April 11, 2024
mugGet the Parking Garagemug.

garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole
I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.
by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017
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