Mr Happy's Flappy Garage

An expression used to describe a vagina.

Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

by hotbitchesmotherphucker October 31, 2011

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

by Minty666 August 1, 2020

garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits

I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.

by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018

garage sale

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies

1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents

by christin September 6, 2003

garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014