Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

Mega Fake Gangster by Swordviper January 22, 2018

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Wannabe Gangster

Usually white and black kids from a upper class-middle class neighborhood. Listens to only rap (In 2018 mostly trap) music. Usually can be seen in high schools wearing expensive clothing, and wearing pants that show their whole ass, also can be seen smoking weed, throwing gang signs, being a complete douchebag to other people minding their own business, doing very poorly in school and wanting to fight anybody that ticks them off in the slightest manner. Wannabe gangsters are only friends with their own group of other wannabe gangsters and only attract hoes..

Almost like a real gangster right? actually No.. bassicallyJust a bunch of suburban pricks causing trouble...

EX1:

*Kid walks past a group of Wannabe gangsters in the school halls minding their own business*

Wannabe gangsters: Yea you better walk around or well beat your ass nigga

EX2:

Women trying to get past a group of wannabe gangsters in her car in a parking lot

Wannabe gangsters: look at this bitch! *Proceeds to throw a snowballs at the womens car*

Wannabe Gangster by Fieroman February 14, 2018

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walmart gangster

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

walmart gangster by Sibilus March 6, 2008