g ride

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

by Elvis August 25, 2004

G-Ride

Gangster-speak for a stolen hoop-dee; a stolen car. The "G" comes from "GTA", police acronym for "Grand Theft Auto". A "cold" G-Ride is an unreported stolen car. Widely mistaken by lame White Folk to mean an urban gangster's car, stolen or not. In an ironic twist, same term has been used for decades by Fed law enforcement Agents to describe the police-type cars they drive, plain or marked! (see next entry)

"Yo, MoFo, how we gonna git to da mall ta jack some 20's?"
"Chill, Niggah, I gots us a cold G-Ride!"

by pIMP dADDY g June 12, 2006

g-riding

To ride your bike from one side of the street to the other, making you look like a total gee. Useful when trying to bike while talking with someone who is walking, as g-riding slows you down.

I enjoy g-riding home with my friend Eugene. Since he walks, he can keep up with me when i g-ride.

by jsexysexc November 23, 2011

G-Ride

U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)

Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.

by ?uesto May 13, 2010

g ride

a stolen 95' honda accord used for joyriding, and comin up.

GUY 1: "how the fuck we gonna get back to renton nigga, the buses aint runnin this late"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"

by killa357 September 14, 2011

g ride

A 'G ride' in military and government slang is a vehicle that belongs to the Federal government, especially the GSA.

"Hey, who's driving to lunch? Let's just take the g-ride, the gas is free..."

by TheManWatching Your House August 31, 2005

g ride

A particularly stylish vehicle with expensive and flashy modifications, all of which were paid for by doing illicit i.e. gangster (hence G) activities such as kill for hire, theft, robbery, pimping, extortion, and drug dealing.

Holmes hooked up a new block and bumped the g ride to a new level.

by ghettospeed October 21, 2008